I just got my certificate for attending the “Prepared Childbirth” course…

I would like to change the word ‘prepared’ to ‘informed’, because let’s face it.. in NO WAY I am prepared for “the kind of pain that you’ve never felt in your life, nausea, chills, fever, back pain, sweating and bleeding for weeks afterwords”…. Now please excuse while I go back to my “happy place” where people experience orgasmic births, and give birth to perfectly pink, smiling babies.