I always had some junk in my trunk. Kim Kardashian and J.Lo got nothing on me. Before becoming a SAHM I worked as an HR.
A few years ago I was showing the offices to a group of new employees. There were only 5 of them so I noticed that the next day one of them did not show up to work.
me: where is the new guy?
co-worker: nobody told you???
me: told me what?
co-worker: he got fired because of you!
me:….?
co-worker: apparently when you said “follow me” the new guy said “I will follow this ass anywhere”, somebody complained and he got fired.
me:.…
co-worker: dude, your ass is not helping our retention….
Which reminds me – I need to start taking my ass to the gym again. Starting today. 15lbs to go.
In case you were doubting if she was my child.
OMG!! I am laughing so hard over here. Great story and Leila’s cutie booty is the just icing on the cake. Good luck getting back in the gym.
I’m praying against all hope that Hayley doesn’t get my ass….
More power to you if you can get to the gym. I haven’t a clue how I’d even begin to try and fit that in.
Where exactly is this gym you speak of? What do people do there? Do all the big ass people sit around and stare at the litte ass people? Do tell. Inquiring minds would like to know.
Hugs and Mocha,
Stesha