Posted in Uncategorized on Apr 19th, 2010
Moving is the opposite of joy. Also? Cleaning your old apartment is the opposite of exciting… and then? Moving into a place that requires even more cleaning is the opposite of the orgasm. So all in all – a very unjoyful, unexciting and unoragasmic experience. Did I mention I am 24 weeks pregnant and have a very helpful [...]
… there is just something about Diego
Posted in Leila on Apr 11th, 2010
I have a gift of remembering the most useless random facts ever. The less useful it is the longer I will remember it. I can never find my keys and who the hell knows what my phone number is, but HEY did you know that a pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes (go pigs!) (Also? A great [...]
… that’s the kind of face you need to make when a nice police officer stops you for speeding
