I’ve spent most of my afternoon putting random household items on my belly, watch them being kicked off and fly across the room. Glass of water was probably the dumbest idea, but hey… YOU try to entertain a 16-month old TORNADO while getting some rest at the same time.
The baby just got served his two-weeks eviction notice. I hope he is ready, because
I.
AM.
READY.
My body is running out of space… as are my thunder thighs in my largest pair of maternity pants. As I sit here I can feel my belly resting on my lap, my boobs on my belly and my chin(s) is just inches away from my breasts. Even construction workers no longer whistle at me when I walk by.
RUDE.
On more than one occasion I have called my husband at work and told him that either he comes home early so I could take a nap or I am dropping the baby off at his office and taking a nap under his desk. Hang up. Immediately call back and apologize… because that’s just how I roll these days…
From SHIT! WHAT WAS I THINKING GETTING PREGNANT AGAIN?! … to… I AM GOING TO HAVE 10 MORE OF THESE FREAKING ADORABLE BABIES RIGHT NOW! …in less than 5 minutes.
Trust me it is way more fun to be me than live with me these days. It doesn’t help that last week he lost his wedding ring (again), but at least this time around he didn’t lose his shorts too. Flowers almost always help, but holy shit INSULTING LABEL:
Oh and in case you were wondering what is the worse time to choose a name for your baby… it is EXACTLY two weeks before your due date, because I just hate all the names that I love for at least half a day everyday and spend the other half of the day making fun of all the names that Dennis likes… err… wait a minute HE DOESN’T HAVE ANY NAMES! NONE! He says he doesn’t want to fight with me over this… as IF he has a choice!
This baby needs to come out soon… because even my cat doesn’t come home during the day anymore.
P.S. I would just like to take a moment and apologize to a poor student who wasn’t able to finish his paper tonight, because I’ve used up all the CAPITAL LETTERS… err… nah… I take that back. EAT SHIT AND DIE!
P.S.S. Now who wants to cuddle?
hahaha!! Love it! I hope he gets his butt moving, and soon!
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Roses are not edible?!…
. Pregnant women should be an exception. TO EVERYTHING.
i remember this crazy, you’ve vividly brought my last month back to me. i feel like we need to get you a label maker so you can run around the house writing “not edible” on everything now.
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Oh Jamie… you just gave me so many ideas…
Good luck! It really isn’t too much longer. You can do it!
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I dunno, you sound like you’re already in labor. I think that was me when I was in labor…
2 weeks, yikes!! Or today… Again, lots of luck to you… and your hubby…
“Not edible” LMAO thanks for the smile
hang in there chica!! almost, almost…
I thought about making a joke about cherishing this special time or something, but then I remembered that it is neither kind nor wise to make jokes around a very pregnant woman at this… special time.
Much love, m’lady. You make me laugh. I hope time flies and you have a cute baby to snuggle very soon.
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HAHA you and Jaime totally used up all the capital letters!
So, names? What chu got?
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You are ready, woman!
P.S. I would totally call Wil and threaten him with Ari too! Haha!
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