Posted in Leila on Jul 20th, 2010
Do you have a piece of furniture in your house that makes you think: there is no way I have bought this. Nuh-uh. Not with my own money… Like…oh I don’t know… a YELLOW LEATHER COUCH for example?… No? Well good then, because not only is this blog a brilliant resource for all incompetent parenting tips… it is [...]
I’ve spent most of my afternoon putting random household items on my belly, watch them being kicked off and fly across the room. Glass of water was probably the dumbest idea, but hey… YOU try to entertain a 16-month old TORNADO while getting some rest at the same time. The baby just got served his two-weeks eviction notice. I hope he [...]
MAAAAAA-MAAAAA!!! MAAAA-MEEE! OOOO-CKIEEEEE!!! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW!!! Honey, if you don’t stop screaming mommy is going to need an Advil. So please… AAAAAAAH-VIL! AAAAAH-VIL! OOOO-CKIEEEE!!!
Posted in self on Jul 11th, 2010
“So yesterday, I met this pregnant girl that is due early August too, but she looked waaaaay smaller… How come you are so huge?” “Geee, mom… I have no idea”
