My name is Daiva and I am the world’s most successful unknown blogger. If you pronounce my last name correctly it sounds a lot like “no touching”, hence the nickname mrs.notouching. I am a mother of one who hasn’t slept since March of 2009. And since life with just one toddler can be pretty dull we will be welcoming baby notouching #2 in August, 2010! Which is not crazy at all. By the laws of nature I became an expert on everything baby the minute I finished pushing, so as my way of giving back to society I fill this blog with useless information and unsolicited parenting advice. You are welcome.

I am a lugan, which Urban Dictionary defines as:

1. Lithuanian American (which means my maiden name has 10 letters and is not pronounceable in any other country but Lithuania)
2. A person who feels horny all day long on a constant basis (how do you think I got into this mess to begin with?)

A few years ago we moved from Nebraska to California and I haven’t eaten corn since. As most SAHMs I don’t do much, but in my spare time I like to take long showers, update my Facebook status, take ridiculous amount of pictures and blog.

Email me at mrs.notouching ["at" symbol] gmail ["dot" symbol] com

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WARNING: any spelling errors in this bog are the product of a poor school system. Pay teachures more than athletes.