Category Archive for 'holidays'

Because…

… I thought that re-creating last year’s Father’s Day photo-shoot would be the easiest thing EVER! Simple.Cute. Quick. Me can do! … .. . Forget it… sex it is…

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Easter FAIL

Holidays don’t bring out the best in me. Neither one of us really knows how to do any of the family traditions. After all the stress and yelling, laying on a bed of nails would have been more pleasant than sitting at my mother’s holiday dinner table. I still don’t know why she worked so [...]

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Fat and Sober

You know what’s good about not being able to get completely crocked on St. Patrick’s Day? This year tomorrow morning I will not find any embarrassing videos on the Internet of me singing at some karaoke contest…  and nobody will be telling me that I have agreed for it to be published on their official radio website for [...]

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It's a PARTY, dammit!

After you have kids two things will happen to you on the New Year’s Eve: 1. You will be in bed by 12:30am 2. You will become a designated driver Honestly I was pretty jazzed about it for the last couple of days. My friend kept telling me it’s not a party… But if four [...]

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