I gave birth to the world’s worst sleeper… and then? I did it again. So all of you who told me that my second one will FOR SURE be a good sleeper, because the universe is never THAT cruel… you? You will burn in hell for all your lies! Right next to all those bastards [...]
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Twitter Updates
- Eating @panera's Cuban sandwich - if he asks me to marry him I'm going to say yes #delish! - posted 1 day ago
- At the Potty Training Seminar... it's almost as exciting as smoking weed while listening to John Legend #lifeafterkids - posted 2 days ago
- This morning Leila kissed her brother's feet and called him Elmo. My job here is done. - posted 3 days ago
Category Archive for 'Leila'
Can I ever thank you enough for your thoughtful, funny, amazing comments and some crazy stories (… looking at you Eden!) you left me on the breastfeeding post?! I was right – The Secret Underground Society of Women who Hate Breastfeeding DOES exist! As much as I struggle with breastfeeding and all the joys (aka mastitis… [...]
Before we had any kids we bought this very high pub style dinning table… and for Liam’s safety his “floor time” activities have been moved to the table… … Leila has never shown any interest in the table or the chairs until this morning… sorry, Liam… She will just look at you. Right, Leila? P.S. [...]
So. Contrary to popular belief, a 17-th month old is perfectly capable of premeditated murder. The first day at the hospital Leila acted as if she has been issued a restraining order against her brother. 10 feet… no closer. She only walked up to me after I gave Liam to my mother. The next day she finally [...]
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