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Because… http://www.diapermonologues.com/2011/04/23/because-78/ http://www.diapermonologues.com/2011/04/23/because-78/#comments Sun, 24 Apr 2011 03:53:04 +0000 mrsnotouching http://www.diapermonologues.com/?p=2744 … no Easter basket is complete without the scorpion sucker

 

]]> http://www.diapermonologues.com/2011/04/23/because-78/feed/ 2 In Sickness and Babies http://www.diapermonologues.com/2011/04/21/in-sickness-and-babies/ http://www.diapermonologues.com/2011/04/21/in-sickness-and-babies/#comments Fri, 22 Apr 2011 02:11:36 +0000 mrsnotouching http://www.diapermonologues.com/?p=2740 Turns out there IS a limit to my madness. Working full-time, doing photography part-time, partially blogging, trying to raise kids and pretend I can still party like a rock star is HARD.WORK. And working hard is not not something I endorse. I like things to happen organically, I guess. You know, like I let my blog rot for weeks instead of writing something half-ass that would possibly… maybe… oh, I don’t know –  drive traffic? But who wants traffic anyway, I’d like to think of diapermonogues.com as an exclusive, underground vacation spot for rich and famous. Welcome to the Bora Bora of the blogging world!

But back to hard work.

I’ve been back to work for about two weeks now. I was hoping it would feel more natural and it will be as if I have never left the office… not so much, but hey… this is not the officemonogues.com that is probably getting way more traffic than this secret vacation spot of rich and famous.

So back to the kids.

Mr. Notouching and I have decided that it would be best for everyone if I took the kids to the daycare in the mornings and he picked them up after work. I was never really a morning person (not much of the afternoon or evening either) but now? Mornings are extra special… in a

HOLY!

SHIT!

TRIATHLON!

kind of way…  It’s one thing to get the kids ready and it’s a whole new skill to get them ready AND get yourself ready AND manage to protect your outfit and hair until the point of the drop off! I’m getting to the point were I am laying out my work clothes in the garage so I can quickly slip into them AFTER I have buckled both of them into their car-seats… I mean when people can smell the fact that you have kids – you have a problem. Just saying…

It didn’t help that Mr. Notouching was shipped to Arizona for the last 96 hours. (Apparently that’s how far you have to go these days to get a good nights sleep… or work conference… something boring like that.) Those were the longest four days of my life and I have a whole new appreciation for single parents… And let me tell you, my commitment to make our marriage last has never been stronger… In sickness and babies!

Amen.

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]]> http://www.diapermonologues.com/2011/03/18/because-76/feed/ 3 The Definition Of Insanity http://www.diapermonologues.com/2011/03/10/the-definition-of-insanity/ http://www.diapermonologues.com/2011/03/10/the-definition-of-insanity/#comments Thu, 10 Mar 2011 22:13:29 +0000 mrsnotouching http://www.diapermonologues.com/?p=2665 Today I left both kids at daycare so that I could do some work and just breath for a few minutes… I was looking forward to today ALL.WEEK. I made plans. I took a shower. I had coffee, twice. I did a little bit of work and now I am sitting here browsing my phone pictures… sulking and missing my kids.

Thinking I should pick them up early.

I am officially insane.

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