For those who just clicked here only to see if the baby is already here – no. I’m still very pregnant and pissed most of the time. You are welcome. Now back to regular broadcasting for the other three of you who have no life and actually read this. This day was filled with all [...]
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I’ve seen both of my parents completely (and I really mean completely) naked more times than I care to admit. And so have some of my friends. Not intentionally, but still… scared for life I’m sure. My mother says clothes restrict her and I have no doubt that if it wasn’t for public indecency laws [...]
I’ve spent most of my afternoon putting random household items on my belly, watch them being kicked off and fly across the room. Glass of water was probably the dumbest idea, but hey… YOU try to entertain a 16-month old TORNADO while getting some rest at the same time. The baby just got served his two-weeks eviction notice. I hope he [...]
I have an itch for a drastic hair style change… like red or bald … or any other style that would look cute on a fat face and bring out the dark circles under my eyes. I know, I know… changing your hairstyle while pregnant is absolutely the worst thing you can do, but it’s either that [...]
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