Category Archive for 'self'

It’s that time of the year again when many of my friends are pregnant… some for the first time. I love pregnant women… the first two trimesters anyway. And you know me, I love giving advice. Mostly because I am excellent at it – this blog alone is one perfectly fucked up parenting advice column. No, really, I [...]

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Every year my mother sends me a sweater and usually I cannot wait for it, mostly because I know I will have a great show and tell for my friends. Like that time a couple of years ago she sent me this beautiful blue v-neck sweater… except that it had feathers around the neck line. And not [...]

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Today I am Not Enough

People keep asking me what is it like to have two kids under the age of two. I usually say one of the two things (sometimes both): It’s harder than it looks or Don’t do it People laugh. I don’t know why, but they do. I guess I am not afraid to admit that I [...]

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The System

I grab my phone to look at the time. It’s 3:34am and judging from the screams coming from Liam’s room he is definitely hungry…  I wait a few more minutes just to make sure I am not dreaming or hallucinating again – I hate when I rush into his room with a freshly made bottle [...]

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