I gave birth to the world’s worst sleeper… and then? I did it again. So all of you who told me that my second one will FOR SURE be a good sleeper, because the universe is never THAT cruel… you? You will burn in hell for all your lies! Right next to all those bastards [...]
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Category Archive for 'sleep'
You know that early bird theory? Turns out… it’s a total bullshit. Leila has always been on what we call “a chicken schedule” – goes to bed and raises with the sun… just like chickens… except that after the time change it’s more like we GREET the sun… while eating lunch. I’ve been all sorts [...]
Obey the Baby
Posted in sleep on Jan 7th, 2010
Leila has switched to one nap. ONE. She is only 10 months (well… almost) and has gone all toddler on me. Oh I’ve tried…. I was all – you WILL be sleeping or else! And she was all – WATCH ME, WOMAN! Fast forward seven days later she is taking one nap ONLY. And that’s [...]
Have I mentioned she is sleeping through the night?
Posted in sleep on Dec 2nd, 2009
Guess whose badass baby slept through the night? MINE! It happened. At eight months and three weeks Leila started sleeping through the night (as in 6pm -5am). So if you are lucky you might not have to read another sleep deprived wimpy post from me about how I have tried this and that, and how [...]
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